Monday, December 22, 2008

Rambut Hitam Matanya Galak

Tapi mata aku sepet! LOL ...!! Ermph trying out to make my mata look "galak" - beguiling eyes! .. Haha NOT! I think better don't. I'll ended up looking like one of those big mama panda.. ehehehe.. There merepek again!


Here goes.. one of my favourite song.. Rambut Hitam Matanya Galak.. originally sang by the Dutch-Born Indonesian Singer.. Anneke Geronloh (sp) .. and then again sang by Sean Ghazi.. It's my favourite music... Blues Jazz... and again Broadway.. and again JAzz.. and again Blues.. and again ive merepek-ed enough... 

You can download the mp3 from 4shared.com .. I can only share the lyrics here hehe..

Cheers.. and HAPPY HOLIDAY~ HoHoHoHohohohooo~~

Sekarang kita duduk beramai
Besok, lusa duduk sendiri
Biar sayangku jauh di mata 
Saya ingat sehari-hari
Biar sayangku jauh di mata 
Saya ingat sehari-hari

Ku termenung, di pinggir kali 
Ku lihat lintah turun ke kali 
Dari mana datanglah cinta?
Dari mata turun ke hati
Dari mana datanglah cinta?
Dari mata turun ke hati

*

Api besar di Gunung Salak
Gadis manis di dalam negeri 
Rambut hitam, matanya galak 
Oh itu saya nak cari
Rambut hitam, matanya galak 
Ya itu saya nak cari
Rambut hitam, matanya galak!

BLACK HAIR, BEGUILING EYES

Now we are together
Tomorrow, day after - alone
Though my love is far from sight
I think of her everyday
Though my love is far from sight
I think of her everyday!

I was day -dreaming by the river’s edge
And I saw leeches drawn to the water
Oh where does love come from?
From the eye drawn to the heart
So where does love come from?
From the eyes drawn to the heart!

A raging fire on Mount Salak
The sweetest maiden in the country
Black hair, beguiling eyes
She’s the one I seek
Black hair, beguiling eyes,
She’s the one I seek.

Music and lyrics: Copyright controlled
Originally recorded by Anneke Gronloh 
Lyrics modified by Izlyn Ramli
Arranged by George Brodbeck

Dutch-Indonesian singer Anneke Gronloh was a hit in the 50s and 60s with her quirky big-band inspired songs. She still performs in Holland and has many recordings to her name. It was hard to pick just one of her songs and we’ve taken some liberty with the lyrics to suit a guy’s point of view. By the way, unbelievably in this day and age, we were unable to track down the original composer and lyricist. If anyone can help us out, please let us know!
(Copied from www.seanghazi.com)

Friday, December 19, 2008

Some Jokes....

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


*** Thid particular joke won the best joke award in Britain ***

Enjoy your weekend folks~ *winks* ....

Merepek

Scene 1:


My Best Buddy : Bahapa ko ke limbang ni?
My Beau : cari viagra...!

My Beau senyum2 kambing... My best buddy, layan nya jua.

Terjumpa lagi...

My Best Buddy : adatah kamu jumpa viagra?
My Beau : nada plang ada... gambir ada ni..!!

My beau mcm biasa.. tetap cool.. My best buddy pun 2 kali lima tah jua... melayan!!

Mengapalah hidupku d kelilingi lelaki yg teramat sihat ini ...

Scene 2:

My Aunty : lai.. adi mu kan membali kereta..
Me : eh jangantah dulu... aku dulu belajar, nda jua kana balikan kereta... bejalan batis jua ku kalau attachment apa.. (bukan jealous.. tapi kan menyuruh rasa susah..)

Me : Ma.. "adiku" kan membali kereta..
Mom : awu katanya kan pindah hostel.. jauh ia kan ke library katanya
Me : aku dulu jalan batis jua dari hostel ke hospital... mana ada kana balikan kereta..
Mom : hmmmm.... suruh ia pakai kereta mu.. biar ia membayar bulan.. kau bali kereta baru saja kali..
Me : jangan luan d dulur eh.. bukan ku nda mau bali kereta baru.. kan bejimat, kan buat rumah!

2 days after that, me and mom saw Mazda CX9 ... and so I fell in love with that car..

Me : Love.. kalau "adiku" majal jua kan bekereta, I'll just buy the Mazda CX9 ah.. macam Lexus RX350.. lawa! and more powerful~
My Beau : eh.. bukannya pasal kau kan gaji bulan kan? kau iski bekereta baru ani... Jangan dangar godaan iblis....

Banar jua... hasutan bisikan iblis :) .. baik jua ada yang menagur.. Syukur Alhamdulillah..

Although so, I keep on google-ing Mazda CX9 lately! haha But no worries.. I won't buy it anyhoo.. TAHAN IMAN!!! kan buat rumah lagi! hahahaha RIGHT~!!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Happy Birthday





It's the birthday of my most beloved ladies in my life.... 
Mommy
Girlfriends : Bebeh MN and Nonoy Masri 

May Allah bless you ladies..

Mommy : Enjoy the retirement :) mwahs love mama lots, (paham pun ia nda ni bahasa inggeris ani hehehe) Mudahan d murah kan lagi rezeki dan d panjang lagi umur..

Bebeh MN : Good Luck with your exams, let go off what you can't even keep, be stronger each day, and most of all.. always remember there's always people who loves you.. people around you are "berlumba-lumba" to love and have you... *winks* Most of all, I'll always love you through the ups and downs (although sometimes membari gigitan haha) .. 

Nonoy Masri : You're such an angel babe, your patience, your courage, and your warm hug during my bad days always gave me more strength. Mommy-to-be you are now, take care of yourself and also your little one .. May Allah will always bless you.. 'cos your sincerity does motivate some people and friends like me :)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Mommy's and Brother's Birthday BBQ









Lain yang birthday lain yang iski lol.

The Email I received...


And I found it funny yet true I guess? Hahaha.. Let's just say, not all these facts are mainly for Bruneian saja. It reminds me of my non-Bruneian buddy, and I can see ada persamaan lah jua. Haha by the way, i'll just post the facts of bruneian love life here.. to whom who create this, pintar tah banar haha, it reminds me of those old days, where kan ke jamban pun mesti d laporkan haha and mun kan bejalan sama indung pun ada ia bepasan "bah bisai2 ah..." . As if tah indung atu kan mengapa2kan hahaha 


But then again, I can still see these phenomenon around me, my friends, siblings who are in love, and honestly, bukan saja amongst youngsters ni, it does happen among the adults.. yang bescandal, kawin or adults yang barukan becinta :) .. And I just saw a couple swearing in the car and unluckily me and hubby beau had to see and hear them swearing to each other, then suddenly one of them stepped out of the car, at the traffic light junction.. and we have seen this happened somewhere in the "orang putih" country also :)

These facts I believe was copied from a blog, which I'm not sure whose blog, but if the person who own the blog, happens to read this, minta maaf ah, I received this from someone's who forwarded this to me in e-mail form :) ... Just want to share this with my non-Bruneian buddy, and yes some of them can understand malay.


1. King & Queen control, semua tah kan di control nya. baiktah bali kan kereta control. kan control pun sadang2 la.

2. Ice queen ( ego?) klayi bukan tah kan ngakun salahnya walaupun ya salah.

3. No chemistry. inda sefahaman. surang mau ice cream, surang mau chocolate. apakan?

4. Selingkuh? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ketahuannn!!! ani yang paling babi sekali la.

5. No freedom.semua inda buleh, tepaksa tapok2.. sabar sha.

6. Partner gauk2 tawa2 kan be cali kana signal2. kana cakapi "Bisai2 deh ulah atu!" aww sandi.

7. Permission, apa saja mesti tanya. parents nda lagi tanggung tu. bf / gf lah tanggung! haha.

8. Jalan kadai pakai baju sama jenis, sama kaler.

9. Masalah damit jadi masalah basar. macam kan durang klayi pasal tayi wah, sampai esuk2 nda betagur.

10. Ani nda semua la, Penjeles kan mati. senyum arah kawan pun inda buleh. kana tantang tarus!

11. Makan kalau sama sama paksa control, ilang skill kampung. hehehe. Ada jua yg beshare tu makan. Partnernya nda sadar tu yg partnernya sorg tu nda barus gigi apa sal gagas ngaga ia.

12. Online sampai subuh abis tu tebalik2 I love you, I miss you. mwahs.

13. When credit abis kana marah, ada tia yg cakap.. "kenapakan abis credit ah be msg sama urang lain kah?"

14. Mengusut kan mati. barang damit pun kan di kusut kan.. air liur kucing melakat arah baju pun kan menangis.

15. Sweet talker. cakap Together Forever la, janji itu ini.. baru cium bau kantut mental sudah!

16. Couple mesti kissing. HAHAHAHAHA. ada bonus. nada yang nda kissing, nda ku caya tu. Kiss tgn pipi apa, KISS jua namanya.

17. Mula mula pigang tangan ni, lama lama pigang kepala.... tuhut. Mula2 lambai lama2 bagi fuck .. sama la~

18. Kalau kelayi nda teriak2 nda sah! te sumpah sumpah. words BUDUH kuar.

19. Inda cukup sorang. mau jua ada spare.handal.

20. Kanapatan! kan menipu tapi inda handal.IQ RANDAH..HAHA. bida ehh! BOOO!!!

21. Klayi dalam keta, drive laju2. mesti di takan minyak tu! Pastu break ngajut. Plancit air liur rah cramin dapan. Cian.sawan tia bnr.

22. SARCASTIC. hehe. ada saja kan kana sindir. sabar sha laaa!

23. Inda iklas melayan pasal hari hari jumpa. Baus bah mliat dh. Mkin panjang bulu idung.

24. Handphone 24hrs di tangan. Mcm kwnku tym main bula pun pigang hp bmsn sma gfnya.handal.alum pernah hpnya gugur.main street dh tu.handal~~

25. Tukar2 line, tukar2 handphone, email swap. Rasa bah kn liat mncek sapa dangan bf/gf kuntek.Partner mana tau..mcm msn ada yg spare lagii~

26. LOVE =! CURANG

27. Need time 4 privacy (alasan untuk putus) ada lagi reason yang paling LAME BRABIS.
need space, kan belajar dulu. hahaha.

28. Partner nya msg sama urang lain bukan BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND buat "i miss you more than words?" hahaha. ani termasuk dalam golongan curang jua kali.. heh.

29. Inda kana bagi jadi kemarahan. WAHAHAHAA!! Selalu ni.kalau pgi2 urg masam2 muka apa grenti pasal smalam tu.assume sja..paham2 la.for fun sarapan pgi.AHAHAHA.

30. Baru 2-3 bulan together buring sudah. mau lagi yang baru. kanyang lari.

31. Kalau di tanya "handsome ka ku ni yang?" gf jawab " handsomeee ehh!! Bnr!!" tapi dalam hati (bulu idung nya tekeluar ah.)

32. Awal awal pemalu.. lama lama nda tau malu..

33. Main transfer credit.ada gi pandai bunga bunga cakap “cr me low ni..kapih lagi so masani save2 dulu bmsg” pastu ada tia kana forward kn..hahaha

34. Pengikis! hint ckp baju lawa tia, sampai partner ckp "bahh esuk balikan"

35. Couple mesti liat muvee di cinema. baru romantic ~

36. Anniversary celebrate tiap bulan. abis duit. .haha.

37. Dulu2 nda jumpa sehari kan mati rasanya, masani dh jumpa kan mati plg rasanya.

38. Awal2 mau pujuk, batah2 malas tia kan pujuk. pebaik ia menangis smpai ingus nya di lantai..

39. LELAKI, kalau ada game, bula, kereta, makanan.gitar. jadi GF pertama drg tia. Nda tia drg pedulikan gfnya.ada tia bealasan.dluar ku tdi.

40. BINI2, kalau meliat ceta KOREA handsome2 angau2 , mcm BOUTA sul drg. bf nda telayan.sanggup tu bjaga abiskn 2pack CD aa.alasan tdo..AHHAHAHAHA.lagi tia.

41. (18PL.didelete..hahaha)

42. Bejalan kajap ke kadai kaling pun mesti miskol pakai loudspeaker.

43. Kalau nda kana balas miskol kana msg "behapa tu?" kana balas lagi "beria ku tdi" dahto kana tanya lagi "banar kan tu?" membari malas. hahaha.

44. Takut gf/bf inda kana suruh jalan bagi alasan TIDUR padahal bejaur. erm. Ada ni tau ku jua.

45. Partner kana balikan brg, inda pandai besyukur. mau jua yg mahal. branded. eh kira pengikis la jua..

46. Lelaki nda dapat liat bini2 hot. mcm bayi tia usul drg. mun lapar baik asak semua.

47. Bini2 kalau liat bf nya liat bini2 lain kana cubit. Kana tantang lgitu sampai2 ingus bah kuar!

48. Minta ambil, akhir sikit jadi kemarahan. mau jua on time.bini2 ni biasa camni.drg aa nda sadar mun besiap aa kan mati batahnya.laki2 harum2 nunggu smpai kuar bah bau ketiak drg nunggu.

49. Kalau be SMS, ujung2 nya mesti ada words "luv u. mwahs" its a MUST.

50. Friendster, facebook mesti ada gambar berdua.

51. MSN mesti nick nya jiwang2 example : zee’s, zees’s properties.kalau nda pun ada tia nicknya drg buat bad mood la..i don’t trust u la..atu something bekenaan love life drg la tu..

52. Selalu bagi lagu macam "eh lagu ani untuk you ni dangar ahhh"

53. Bila ada urang lain.. minta putus, bila sudah putus menyasal tia kan go back. buduh!

54. Abis klayi tamparan muka. abistu ambil uleh arah urang lain. Mulut bauu.makan sampah kah kau kelmarin?hoho

55. Jumpa kawan lama buat inda kenal, kana ucap buang batu la itu ini. pasal takut kana marah. ciannn..

56. Kalau miskol kana reject kana ucap sma urang lain tym atu. hahaha.

57. Da problem sikit2 minta putus.rasa bah..kes baus dah ni..

58. Sanggup online 247 tunggu partner nya online....

59. Kadang2 ada yg tipu parents rasa kn bejumpa, escape sekulah. (kalau parents alom approve) biasanya bini2 illegal ni camni.illegal means below 18.haha.